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Hobo Lifestyles #25Where the &*@# have the Hoboes been?Text by Tyler CareyHoly shit - I looked at the home page for The Great Hoboes when I went to draft this issue of Hobo Lifestyles, and I saw that the site hadn't been updated since November 2006. A-whah?!? Well, my sincerest apologies to all of those out in hobo land - and most importantly to the Great Hoboes themselves. I apologize it's taken this long to get the site current again. The last sixth months? Well, they've had lots of cool stuff going on (read on), and also a few wonderful distractions. Most notably, The Great Hobo is gonna be a daddy. Messed up, huh? I'd post a sonogram photo here, but despite protestions from a few of the hoboes, I have not gone all thirtysomething quite yet. So, aside from that monumental announcement, what else is doing in Hobo Land? Well, let us look into the past to try to discern the present and future. In early February, I nearly weeped when watching Comedy Central's The Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show, when they featured an episode about hoboes, including a recurring segment throughout the episode called "Hobo Lifestyles". Well, Mr. Koechner, I'll take my royalties on that bit now, if you don't mind… Just keep in mind - The Naked Trucker appears to have disappeared from the airwaves, but the folks with real 'hobo lifestyles' are entering their sixth year as a publication. Yessir, six years. Later on in February, a far greater tragedy occurred - our beloved hero Kurt Vonnegut died. Most of the Hoboes are actually only two degrees away from him in a bizarre game of Kevin Bacon. You see, when a few of us were in college, we had this friend named Ben who worked at the local computer shop. One day, the door opens and in strides Kurt Vonnegut himself. "My computer's busted," he said laconically. My friend looked at him - not the computer that was now sitting on the counter - and said, "Holy crap, you're Kurt Vonnegut! I've read all of your stuff!" Vonnegut stared at him, sighed and said, "Well, if you want to read any more of my stuff, kid, you're going to have to fix this computer." Ben did so, and snuck a peek at a manuscript or two, thrilled to have the opportunity. Ever the genius of insight combined with dry wit, I think many of us in the hobo circle will also remember him for saying "I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." Congratulations to a life well lived, Mr. Vonnegut.
Mere days later, Jacob had a signing at New York's premier comic-guys comic shop, Jim Hanley's Universe. Who else was signing that day? Oh, just some dude named Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino was in the shop before Jacob's signing to promote the Grindhouse comic book - y'know, the one behind that smash hit…block…buster? Man, I feel bad that that movie didn't do better. The grim irony is that people are actually still talking about Skullboy. Better luck next time, QT. The other big news is that the Hoboes will be back at the Mermaid Parade again, this year. Their marching plans are literally and physically bigger than ever. This is going to be awesome. Visit coneyislandusa.com for more info on the parade, slated for June 23rd, rain or shine. See you there!
-May 12, 2007
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