Beyond that, we have professional philosophers, anthropologists, armchair political scientists and wannabe psychics on our staff, to try to make sense of the day's issues which rarely make any sense at all. All opinions are to be taken as just that - another interpretation of something that you've no doubt considered yourself. It's through providing often contradictory, but always well thought out, notions in our commentary that we provide you with the best representation of the diverse political and social spheres of lower Manhattan. Our current selection of commentary:

• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #22: Forget it, Jake. It's Hollywood..
  
• Mark Hugo's Gad About Town #3 - The 2007 Academy Awards in Review.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #21: Fuck You America, and your Questionable Taste.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #20: Into the Sunset?, wherein Wade wonders if his newfound status in Hollywood will or should affect his ability to take a few punches at it. Sacred Cows? Never at The Great Hoboes...
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #19: Hollywood Strikes Back.
  
• Mark Hugo's Gad About Town #2 - Galapagos.
  
• Mark Hugo's Gad About Town #1 - Feast.
  
• Karina Kacala's Review of Amram Ducovny's Coney.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #18: The State of the Cinema.
  
• Felix Mariposa's My Snack Crackers with Anthony (Daniels, of Star Wars Fame).
  
• Arthur Perez and Felix Mariposa's Twelve Cynical Thoughts.
  
• Felix Mariposa's Life on the Faultline #3: Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005.
  
• NEW Great Hobo Justin Philpot's Moving Back In, a guide to repatriating your bedroom from your parents!
  
• Marc Wiener's Review of St. John's Wort, the DVD.
  
• Tyler Carey's Review of Bob Woodward's Plan of Attack.

• Micah Baldwin's Tee-Shirts! $10!
  
• Micah Baldwin's 9/11 on the West Coast
  
• Christian Carey's The X-Files Finale
  
• Tyler Carey's Review: The Da Vinci Code
  
• Tyler Carey's Review: Max
  
• Tyler Carey's Review: Push, NV
  
• Tyler Carey's Review: Ann Coulter's Slander
  
• Tyler Carey's Katie Couric: Network's Perkiest Captain of Industry
  
• Gareth Edel rags on complicated culture in Fuck Simplification, It just isn't Human
  
• Gareth Edel's Terry, Good Day and the Rapture is Coming
  
• Gareth Edel's Goldfish
  
• Mark Hugo, Benni Pierce, and Wade Stuckwisch Review Bubba Ho-Tep!
  
• Mark Hugo's Review of the latest Corey Movie
  
• Felix Roy Mariposa gets terribly confused about a catalog in Life on the Faultline, Vol. 2
  
• Felix Roy Mariposa talks about the California Recall in Life on the Faultline, Vol. 1
  
• Michael Benni Pierce lists the Top 10 Horror Films You Need to See (..again)
  
• Benni Pierce Shivers in Terror after seeing Cannibal Holocaust
  
• Benni Pierce Prepares for Cannibal Holocaust
  
• Benni Pierce's Big Battel in the Big Apple!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #18: The State of the Cinema.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #17: Blaggard's Day!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #16: Three films and a Grad Student's Diary!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #15: Summer Spectacular!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #14: Vengeance in Spring!
  
• In On the Quality of Things #13, Wade Stuckwisch posts an Advanced Screening Review of The Punisher!!!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch picks the Best of the Worst in On the Quality of Things #12: All Time Favorite Bad Movies.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch provides his Oscar picks and reviews the best of the latest in On the Quality of Things #11: Wade & The Oscars - A Match Made in Purgatory.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch On the Quality of Things #10: The State of the Cinema, illustrations by Hobo artiste Jacob Chabot.
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #9: Fortified Wines
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #8: Summer Re-Cap
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #7: Spring Re-Cap
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #6: The Matrix Reloaded!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #5: X2!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #4 - Oscar Spectacular!
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #3 - "Movies"
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #2
  
• Wade Stuckwisch's On the Quality of Things #1
  
• Marc Wiener reviews The new version of Dawn of the Dead.
  
• Marc Wiener reviews Ju-On.
  
• Marc Wiener's Review of Return of the King.
  
• Marc Wiener's Review of Uzumaki, the Horror DVD
  
• Marc Wiener's Review of Phone, the Horror DVD